The terrorists who attacked the Sri Lankan cricket team came on autorickshaws

The recession has clearly set in. Even terrorists are feeling it and like good corporate citizens they too are cutting costs

They brought along sack full of grenades, Kalashnikovs and other ammunition

Terrorist: “Auto, Liberty Chawk chalega?”

Autowalla: “Haan, saab. Par saab itna saman bhi hai kya? Toh Sir one-and-a-half times meter padega saab”

The Pakistan Police couldn’t shoot, maim or even injure a single terrorist

Obviously the Al-Qaida or the Taliban has better HR practices so sharp shooters see a much better career path in those orgaizations than they do with the government forces

M.S. Dhoni is happy that he is in New Zealand

Of course! Anyone who has seen “A Braveheart” and “Lord of the Rings” would know which of the two locales are better to tour

Jayawardene, the Sri Lankan skipper said that his team’s terror background helped.

WHAT?